When i woke up this morning and went through my daily dose of footy news from the web, the headline over every sports site was this, Tottenham Accused Man Utd for being Arrogant.
now, i would prefer to write a post on Chelsea, but since transfer dealings has been rather slow, with the exception of Sidwell leaving, i decided that this would be a great time to diss my favorite rivals, Manure, or more commonly known among the crazy brainwashed and mindfucked fanboys as Manchester United.
Manure have been targeting Spurs’ unsettled Bulgarian striker, Dimitar Berbatov since early this year. yet Spurs have been reluctant to sell. I mean, c’mon, which wanker in their right state of mind would sell their best striker to a rival team in the SAME league, competing for the SAME honors? even a 5 year old kid would tell you to piss off
Berbatov - whats' next? Manure's red?
Berbatov is a perfect example of a greedy footballer, besides Christina Ronaldo. he’s so greedy, he would rather betray the club that brought him into the EPL and join a GAY team.
Yes Manure is GAY and SISSY. Don’t believe me? Check this out then;
Christina doing the Fairy Fairy Shake
so this is what you do despite earning that enormous paycheck huh, Christina.
if that ain't a sissy jump, i don't what it is then.
Christina & Eva having a tease
Goodness, imagine a parent’s horror if Manure’s academy come scouting for their kids. Mortifying.
oh by the way, you guys can read more on the Fairy Fairy Shake at lilytheliverbird’s blog. i have the link on my sidebar.
anyways, back to the arrogance topic. Daniel Levy, Spurs’ chairman shot Manure, saying that Big Red Ferge is a hypocritical bugga. you have to admit, Mr. Levy’s got a point a here.
First Manure shot down Real Madrid’s interest in Christina claiming that Real were being unethical and then lodging a report with FIFA. Now, they’re doing the exact same thing to Spurs, by claiming that they have already signed Berba despite clearly not.
WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?!!
Spurs should just tell Manure and Ferge to sod off. Personally i would love to smack Ferge in the face. Arrogant Red Faced Fat Scot.
Ferge - Ooh lookie at me! I'm a constipating Tomato!!!
anyway, as a Chelsea fan, it would be pleasurable to watch our London rivals sell off their star striker, but not to Manure please.
On another note, reagarding the impending transfer of Robinho to the Bridge, it is said that if Real does sell Robinho for £48 mil, they would have the dough to fund the transfer of Christina to Madrid. That said, it seems like Peter Kenyon finally is doing something right for once.
WE WOULD BE FUNDING REAL TO BRING CHRISTINA AWAY FROM EPL
Jolly eh?
Cheers.
