Preview: Chelsea Vs Man Utd

I love it when the day I resume writing this blog, I get to give a preview of sorts for the Chelsea and Manure game. basically, its not really a preview since I’m hellbent on being bias, but anyways I figured it’ll be fun to insult Manure more seeing their form has been outright poor this season.

the last time we played the red scum, it ended into a streetfight with Evra and and one of our stewarts going for each other’s throats. we still won though, but it wasn’t enough to carry us on towards the title.

this time round, we are much more prepared and we have an awesome manager in the form of Luiz Felipe Scolari, or TSSO( The Super Special One), Deco who has been simply brilliant, playing together with Lamps in the middle of the park as if they’ve been playing together for years, and we also have Bosingwa. this lad’s gradually becoming one of favs at The Bridge. he’s attacking runs gives us an added dimension and yet he doesn’t shirk defensive duties, oh, and apparently he was snatched from under the nose of Manure, in the face.

last season, we started badly after the fallout with Mourinho and then sulky Grant’s takeover. this time round, we’re in superb form. i mean how can we not be in good form when supposedly hopeless players like Malouda and Anelka dish out good all rounded performances and score goals. besides, its 2 goals back to back for Anelka, thats gotta count for something. and John Obi Mikel is simply birlliant. forget Makelele, its Mikel’s turn to shine.

for this game, i think TSSO will stick to Anelka and Malouda starting despite Drogba and Ballack returning to fitness. he isn’t like Claudio ‘Tinkerman’ Ranieri, and I believe he will stick to his winning formula until something unexpected happens. but, with that said, i’ve got a feeling he might take out Malouda and put Drogba in since Vidic is out suspended. The Drog’s presence will intimidate Manure’s most possible center defensive pairing of Wes Brown and Ferdinand. and that means Lamps and Anelka will enjoy the space given to score. Perfect.

Mikel will definitely keep his place since it has been shown that all our best games this season so far have Mikel on the pitch. Our back four have also been good, in particular Ricky Carvalho, the English Portugese. that bloke just can’t resist to jump in for a tackle. and we will have our Captain JT to lead us out after the FA rightfully overturn a horrendous and stupid red card decision by Mark Halsey.

Enjoy division 2 Mr Halsey.

On the other hand, the red scum have been really looking unsteady and poor in form. their 30mil purchase of Berbatov is looking to be the worst transfer this season, and with no Vidic in their backline, i daresay they’re doomed. Gay Horse Face @ Cristine Ronaldo is back, but i doubt he’ll make an impact. 2 factors mitigate this, he was rushed back from injury and secondly, our fullbacks are in their form of their life. and if Van der Sar played like how he did against the Scouse, odds are definitely looking good.

Of course, i gotta add, never underestimate the opponents. Manure have a famed volleyball player among them, namely Scholes. apparently his volleyballed goal was even compared to Maradona’s hand of god. so, yea, we should be aware of that.

Predictions

there’s not much to predict actually. its pretty much straightforward. We will roll the red scum over with a 3-1 victory.

Blues Forever!