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Chelsea 1 Manure 1|Ferdinand and Red Scum Might face FA sanction

September 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

yeap, a draw. i predicted a win, expected a win, but in reality I can’t say i’m very disappointed. we were damn lucky to be bailed out by an exquisite goal by King Kalou. we were unlucky to have Deco missed out on the game after picking up a knock during the warm ups and a half fit Ballack was forced to replace him. furthermore, we lost Ricky Carvalho after just 12 minutes.

even then we were pretty sluggish in the opening minutes and the damn red scum took full advantage by scoring a damn bloody lucky goal through Park Ji-sung. And after that, just like how they did against the Scouse, they basically parked their asses in front of the goal and defended. If you’re a Manure fan and if you do read this, i bet you’ll be pissed. but, do I care?

for me, the players did fine, except a couple, namely Joe Cole, Anelka and John Terry. JC was plain bad yesterday. sure he had the moves, but his finishing and crossing were simply apalling. i mean, he missed two bloody one on one situations after being put through superbly. Anelka, what can i say bout this bloke. its obvious that he’s not meant for the big team and the big occasions. he tries hard yes, but its simply not enough. he wastes too many opportunities and gets into wrong positions all the time. TSSO should consider benching him since the Drog is back from injury already. JC should be benched too. he’s getting inconsistent now that the starting slot’s virtually his. drop him for a few games and let the likes of Kalou or di Santo get more playing time.

JT, bad day at the office perhaps? he was shaky at the back and constantly asking for trouble. maybe the red card shouldn’t have been rescinded in the first place. that way we’ll get to see Alex and Ivanovic in action at least. i pity the lad, he hadn’t even made his official debut after 9 months.

but on a brighter note, Mikel was absolutely brilliant. he’s earning his keep well and slowly but surely ensuring that the holding midfield role is his. or is it holding attacking midfielder? And TSSO did praise him. according to TSSO, Mikel was everywhere, left right front and back. he did a brilliant job shielding the back four and broke up attacking plays with ease. and that freekick which resulted in Kalou scoring was simply beautiful. for me, he was the MOM.

Drogba playing was also a pleasent sight. although he did not contribute much, it was obviously his presence meant much to the team and during the second half we played with more spirit, hunger and precision. i’m hoping that TSSO will finally realise that Drog is the man to lead our attack and not Anelka, althouth Anelka did perform slightly better when pushed out onto the wings to accomodate the Drog.

The Good

1. The brillint Alex. he played as if Ricky’s injury did not mean much. and that was a superd block against Fletcher late in the second half.

2. Ashley Cole’s revival. he’s back, he’s finally back. he attacked well, defended well and made sure Horse Face Ronaldo did not venture down our left hand side. unfortunately for Horse face, Bosingwa was playing equally well too.

3. Mikel. i’ve praised him already, so nuff said. the lad’s a brilliant player.

4. Kalou scoring. now maybe TSSO will consider playing him more and he’ll rethink his decision to quit on us.

5. Red Scum getting 7 players booked.

6. Berbatov already showing his 30mil flop potential

7. Horse face getting tackled hard by Ashley Cole and earning a yellow after failing a tackle

The Bad

1. Ricky and Deco getting crocked up.

2. Mike Riley. after the idiot of Mark Halsey, we got Riley, simply perfect. that wimpering ref simply had no guts whatsoever to make the right decision. first, the very genuine Malouda penalty claim and second, by buckling under intense red scum pressure and ending the match when there was still 30 seconds left and a possible freekick at the edge of the area.

3. Cech. never really the same man after that injury and today’s performance shows it.

4. JC and Anelka. they were simply crap yesterday.

5. Horse face back to his usual con-man trickery. bloody wanker.

On a side note, Ferdinand and the red scum might face charges from the FA for failing to respect the ref. Ferdinand himself facing separate charges. thats good news for us and all other anti red scum supporters. this. this just shows that it is the Red scum who are the direspectful bunch and not the Blues. eat that world and Ferge.


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